Friday, May 16, 2003

FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YEAH!

So excited about tonight. I am leaving immediately after work to go buy myself a new pair of pants and a shirt for tonight’s escapades into the city. Kelly and I have plans to go out to one Lesbian bar and one gay bar. We are both hoping to do it up to the extreme. I want to be WANTED tonight. I want guys all over me. I want drinks bought for me. I want to DANCE and I want to be kissed. Oh MAN I want so many things. I will not go home until all that I set out to accomplish is completed. Who knows? Maybe I will even bring someone home. (gasp!) Paul says that he is going to stay at my apartment tonight to make sure that I don’t bring anyone home. Funny, cuz he NEVER has EVER once stayed at my house on a Friday night. He’s just “too tired”. If he shows up tonight just to bust up my plans, he will be surprised when I make HIM leave and tell my boyfriend of the evening to stay.

In all honesty, I probably won’t bring anyone home. But I love knowing that I could. It’s like I forgot I could for so long. But now…now I feel strong and ready. I have had a great week and I want it to end with a BANG!
Bang = cum lovin.

sike. sorta sike!

Last night’s viewing of Urban Cowboy was just about the MOST fun. The boys were beautiful, the dancing was ON POINT, and the experience was totally memorable. The show wasn’t my most favorite of all time, but it was good. I am not a big country music fan and you would have to be to really get into the score. I thought the leads were a bit weak, but the chorus was so good that I found myself watching them even when the main characters were on stage. Overall, I feel so lucky to have been there. I had a blast. I wish I could have nights like last night every week. I felt so high profile with my “comp tickets”. Gosh, it was great. Paul and Mariah had a blast too. And did I mention that the guys were HOT?!?!?! SO HOT. Cowboys are fucking sexy. They pack themselves into denim in a way that I have never seen on a city boy. I saw (and loved) each and every cock package I saw. The bodies on these boys…who hoooooooo! Thank you Kambri Crews. Thank you thank you thank you and oh yeah thank you.

Time for the Filthy Friday Five!

Have you ever attempted, even once, to perform oral sex on yourself?

Yes of course. I swung my legs up and over my stomach and I tried in vain to stick that cock of mine in my mouth. It was very unsuccessful and I managed to do nothing but give myself horrible muscle cramps in my chest. It’s not like I have a small dick or anything. It just wouldn’t reach my slurping lips. Ok, sick. Magine I swallowed my OWN cum when I said I wouldn’t even swallow my boyfriends? sick again.

Tell us about your best sexual experience to date.

My best sexual experience was with a guy named Berry. Yeah, his name totally sucks, but his body and his sex appeal was fucking off the hook. He was the quarterback of his high school football team and he did some time in the military. He had red hair (the bad kind), but he was still so HOT! He and I hooked up off and on for a couple of years. (whenever I would visit home (Albany) during college breaks.) One time, I met up with him at our local gay club and he and I immediately fell into each other’s arms. I didn’t want to go back to his place after the club, but I wanted his dick in my mouth more than anything I had ever wanted in my mouth previous. He took me out to his land rover, which was sitting in our local park, and we climbed into the back seat. I sat on his lap while he kissed me and ran his hands all over my body for a very long time. Eventually I couldn’t take it anymore. I ripped his shirt off, exposing his amazing pecs and arms. I licked every inch of him and then worked my way down to his huge erection. To date, Berry had the most incredible dick I have ever been lucky enough to suck. Big and strong and virtually hair free. I sucked and sucked and sucked and he begged to suck me. I let him for like 5 minutes, but I really just wanted to finish him. (I had to get back to my friends at the club afterall) Eventually he finished and yes I did swallow that load. He, unlike most of the men I have been with, was deserving. So I drank it down. He held me with one arm around my back and the other exploring the rest of my body. I jerked off for a bit more and blew my load right onto that beautiful chest of his. I then cleaned up and went back to the club. I masturbated to that experience for the next couple of months. Berry was beautiful and if I had the chance to do it again, I would.

What physical characteristic turns you on more than anything in bed?

More than anything, I love big, strong arms. I love a guy who has biceps on him. I love to feel them, squeeze them, lick them, and have always wanted to put my dick in the elbow crevice of a bicep and forearm. Ever fucked an arm before? Probably not. But I imagine it would be so amazing. MMMMMMMMMM….maybe I can do THAT with someone tonight.

Body hair: what's your take on it, both your own or on your partner?

I am down the middle on this one. I like smooth or with a light trickle of hair. Too much of it grosses me out. And never back hair. But a nice, ripped up body, with a trickling of black chest hair…oof DAH! That is the stuff. Very manly and very sexy.

The scent of love: does your partner's own particular "funk" turn you on or off? What do you like to smell in the sack?

I LOVE the smell of cologne. If a guy has a nice fresh smelling cologne on (none of that old spice shit) I am immediately smitten. I love to breathe it in deep while we kiss. I love to suck on a nice neck that smells GOOD. I can also get down with the smell of “fresh gym workout”. Meaning…sweat. Manly sweat gets my cock hard in two seconds flat. I guess I have somewhat of an armpit fetish. But it has to be the right guy. I wouldn’t stick my face into the pit of someone nasty. That would make my fetish turn into a nightmare. As far as cum or “sex” smell is concerned…it (yet again) depends on the guy. Certain people’s funk is a turn on cuz it smells raw and animalistic. But some funk smells sour and that makes me gag and spew out bile. I guess I will have to let you all know after tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Can you tell that I’m excited!?

ROCK!

I hope everyone has the kind of night that I hope to have. Here’s to all of us horny people!
I love how the filthy five is always on Friday. Gets me pumped up and ready for a night out in the clubs.

Be safe everyone.

Let’s make this a good one!




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